Sexual Healing
And So I found myself on a rainy thursday evening standing on Broad street, handing out tracts. Stopping people and asking if they had just a few minutes to talk about something truly life-changing.Braving the conditions for the greater good. At the end of the evening, as we walked away, the group leader said 'perhaps we made a difference to someones night...'
Yes, thats right my friends...I indulged in...evangelism...
Before you all start rejoicing that i've found the right path again, hold your horses.
It was a syphillis campaign being filmed by Midlands today. and we'll be on a BBC 3 documentary - coming soon! There is a big syphillis outbreak in brum just now, hence why the sexual evangelism was taking place!
Just thought I'd share that little experience with you. made me laugh. specially when 'have you ever heard of Jesus?' was replaced by 'have you ever heard about syphillis?' both life changing, but in very different ways....
posted by jodes da princess @ 6:32 PM
7 Comments:
I dont know about the definate stats, but I think its one in 10 of the general population, and its highest in under 24's so that makes sense I guess! It wouldnt surprize me, students are quite incestuous, it'd be easy to pass something round.
that an offer?
Did you use a questionnaire that started off all harmless, asking about favourite food etc., and then jumped straight in with the last question, 'so........ what do you think about syphillis?'.
Ah the memories (not about syphillis, questionnaires).
ok, jon. share, dont scare.
Han, of course! you wait for the reviews, and i dont think I'm the only one to hear whispers of an oscar nomination...
you go girl. did you show them any yukky pictures?
and jon my culling from the list still hs been noticed
Did you say "Turn or burn, turn from your wicked ways or your willy will burn"?
You should have.
Or "You've got a syphilis shaped hole in your life, and you need to get it filled".
(to the tune of Celebrate Jesus Celebrate) 'Syphilis itchy syphilis...'
thats actually hysterical cos syphillis leaves crater shaped holes on your willy (and in your brain if you leave it long enough)!!!
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