currently vexing me
Gillian sodding mckeith. I cant stand the woman. I am all for healthy eating, but she's like hitler!I've just watched a programme where she has banned chocolate, alcohol, smoking (probably not the worst idea) takeaways, salt, fun, flavour and christmas. in favour of alfafa beans, miso soup and nettle tea.
Has life got this sad? do we really care so much about being slim that we rule out everything we enjoy? (I realise I am speaking from a position of jealousy and obesity). I resent this. she's going in my room 101. (if this was on paper you'd see the chocolate stains from my fingers!)
posted by jodes da princess @ 9:03 PM
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I just fell off my chair!!!
Anyway, I was going to say that I got on the scales this morning but got off again quickly when I realised they weren't going to stop going up. It's a diet for me but not one of these silly eat this, don't eat that things; just a little of everything I need. Which might include Maltesers.
not work, sweetheat, thats robs mum.
Nice try though.
A valiant effort Jon, but that so didn't work.
Jodes, I think you should show us the song you wrote about her.
well, here goes...
"I Think"
I Think evangelicals are really a huge problem
I Think lies are too much on my mind
I Think americans have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like a sylvia plath line, which won't let go of my brain
Like george bush's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Blame it on gillian mackeith
I Think sugars are gonna drive us all crazy
And whinges make me feel like a child
I Think republicans will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like a sylvia plath line, which won't let go of my brain
Like george bush's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like george bush's smile, cruel and cold
Like sylvia plath's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Blame it on gillian mackeith
Blame it on gillian mackeith
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quite
I also tried a little bit of new year dieting. My target was a 48 hour detox consisting of only water, day three with vegetable juice only, days four and five with just apples and then gradually introducing proper food up to three weeks. I quit on day one with a pizza and five hash browns at 8.30p.m.
just quit our detox with cod and chips, 12 hours in. the dolphin is just too tempting!
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